bruins: trade joe thornton

bruins: ya he was a real dick

bruins: trade phil kessel

bruins: terrible dude, no character

bruins: trade tyler seguin

bruins: parties too much, irresponsible

bruins: trade dougie hamilton

bruins: he’s uppity

hmmmmm the bruins sound an awful lot like a dude who says he’s had many ‘crazy’ girlfriends when in reality he is the crazy one.