Seguin: His is saved on his desktop in a password protected file. The password is his dogs name.
Ovechkin: There are 3 copies, one for him and one for each of the 2 ladies who acted as his costars. His copy is on a DVD with his face on the cover. He keeps it in his living room on his movie self, right between the mighty Ducks and The Avengers.
Jagr: His is on a dusty VHS tape. Its in a box in his garage, between his tennis racket and Christmas decorations. He makes a point of taking it out every Thanksgiving and watching it.
Hall: His was a snap chat video. He Drunkenly sent it to Eberle, who deleted it immediately.
Eberle: he snap chated a video to Hall labeled “sex tape”. It was really just a Rick Roll.
Sedin: Daniel says its Henriks. Henrik says its Daniels. Only they will ever know the truth.
Crosby: Sidney Crosby does not have a sex tape. Sidney Crosby does not know how sex works. He watched part of a porn once on accident. He thought it was going to be a heartwarming tale of a resourceful babysitter who finds an alternate way to pay for pizza.
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm