s-leary: buckybarenes: gay things bucky barnes has done: – kicked a guy literally up the ass for…

s-leary:

buckybarenes:

gay things bucky barnes has done:

– kicked a guy literally up the ass for hurting steve
– bragged about getting into the 107th unit to impress his boyfriend
– wrapped steve up really, unnecessarily close after kicking a guy up the ass
– brought steve on a blind double date to “the future” and checked up on him more than he did his actual date
– got really worried when steve wasn’t there
– and left his date to go on a manhunt for his bf (bro friend)
– found steve, read him like a book, told him to stay safe, and hugged him
– (which is somehow still a lot gayer in context)
– he checked steve out the first time he saw him after the super-serum
– was visibly uncomfortable when he saw how steve swooned over peggy
– “you’re keeping the suit, right?”
– literally followed steve right back into the arms of his abusers because he trusted him so much
– followed steve home after his mom died and offered to sleep next to him for comfort
– gave stevie a lil neck massage and basically told him “til death do us part”
– which is apparently such a powerful, meaningful statement that it pushes past years of abuse, torture, and conditioning to completely override his programming and stop him from killing steve
– and it doesn’t just stop him from killing steve–it pushes him to actively prevent steve’s death
– fondly reminisced about steve wearing newspapers in his shoes
– got so distracted by steve’s biceps that he literally flew a helicopter in the wrong direction
– stood staring face-to-face to stevie in an elevator and lowkey started blushing
– kept a picture of captain america in his diary
– like hold on i just want to stress that bucky kept a picture of steve rogers in his diary
– why would he do that? you might ask
– because he’s gay and loves steve rogers, i answer

I honestly don’t know how anyone reads this relationship as platonic.

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hellenhighwater: yawpkatsi: Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes…

hellenhighwater:

yawpkatsi:

Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes really popular. Not because it’s the blog of James Buchanan Barnes, American Legend, War Hero, Infamous Assassin, Alleged Terrorist. Nobody even knows it’s his blog. It gets really popular because people think it’s a really great shitpost generator or something. Because Bucky is just a Weird Fucking Person and everything he posts on his fucking personal blog comes off as somewhere between dril and Jaden Smith and people are like “this is some quality garbage right here” and thus Accidental Memelord Bucky is born.

Bucky posts things like

“What is wrong with bananas. I ate a banana today and it was Wrong. America why”

“Every time I put on my eye makeup it gets bigger. My whole face is eyeliner now.”

“Why does friendship feel so much like punching”

“When I wake up in the middle of the night I am either thinking ‘who am I? does my life have meaning?’ or “did I already eat all of the plums?’”

“Why are you so grumpy” they ask me. they do not realize this is just my Face.”

“I know i said i would give my left arm for a cup of coffee but i am more awake now and i would like my arm back please”

“I guess I must have done something horrible in a past life. I mean. I definitely did something horrible in this life, so. “

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