omgittybits: Person: “oh you like hockey? Who’s your favourite?” Me: “goalies.” Person: “no i mean…

omgittybits:

Person: “oh you like hockey? Who’s your favourite?”

Me: “goalies.”

Person: “no i mean which….”

Me: “all the goalies.”

Person: “but…”

Me: “All. Of. Them.”

Person: “…”

Me: “Every. Single. One.”

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me @ hockey players I like: It’s okay baby! You’re doing your best! I love you!

me @ hockey players I like: It’s okay baby! You’re doing your best! I love you!
me @ hockey players I love: PULL YOUR FUCKING WEIGHT OUT THERE, YOU USELESS CABBAGE
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