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steverogersnotebook:

4theluvofall:

ursulaismymiddlename:

abovethesmokestacks:

ursulaismymiddlename:

Why is it that Sebastian Stan looks like he could be any number of humanoid supernatural creatures?

Reveals he’s actually some sort of vampire:  Yeah, I think we’ve all had our suspicions there at one point or another.

Every full moon he turns into a werewolf:  At the risk of sounding like a furry, but I best he’s probably a pretty damn hot werewolf and works the whole tortured soul thing.

A mermaid magically able to walk on dry land until he hits the waters he was born in (So, like, Romania):  Not surprised.  He is an ethereal being when bone-dry, wet can only intensify that.

A wizard/warlock:  Uh, pretty sure we all know he’s a magical kinda guy.

Literal angel from heaven:  We’ve been saying that for years!

So because @ursulaismymiddlename and I couldn’t stop ourselves…

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Vampire Seb

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Puppy werewolf Seb

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Alpha werewolf Seb

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Merman Seb

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Warlock Seb

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Literal angel from heaven Seb

And we didn’t stop there

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Demon Seb (like, are any of you using your souls lately?)

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Faun Seb (and also huntsman Seb who totally smells like Mountain Lodge)

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Ghost of a 50′s greaser Seb

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Incubus Seb (also demi god, possibly the son of Ares Seb)

King of the dark fairies Seb

aaaaaaaaaaand finally:

King of the dork fairies Seb

So good… I’m so happy

This might be the best thing I’ve seen.

Centaur Seb

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caecilius-est-pater:

sarahruhlofficial:

the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places.

(Veruca falls into the trash chute)
Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows…

(Oedipus stabs his eyes out)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do
I’ve got another riddle for you
What do you get when you sleep with your mum?
A curse on your kids for decades to come~

caecilius-est-pater:

sarahruhlofficial:

the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places.

(Veruca falls into the trash chute)
Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows…

(Oedipus stabs his eyes out)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do
I’ve got another riddle for you
What do you get when you sleep with your mum?
A curse on your kids for decades to come~

zimsbitty:

we talk a lot about how jack feels about bitty and about the moment he realized, about how he’s so so so in love with him he ran across campus just to kiss him, but we don’t seem to talk about how bitty felt?

like bitty has been falling for this boy for so long now, and jack’s leaving. and he’s heartbroken and miserable, and he can’t quite bring himself to tell jack at graduation even though it’s probably his last chance. he’s going to let jack walk away oblivious to the love bitty feels for him, how much bitty adores him and that’s just so sad? bitty won’t even say it for his own peace of mind to, what, spare jack that conversation? to spare himself the look of horror and regret on jack’s face? oh man. oh bits.

and he’s so desperately in love with this apparently completely straight and unattainable boy who’s about to become the NHL star he was born to be, fulfill a great legacy and probably leave all thought of his lil southern baker buddy behind. there are a million people cooler than bitty who jack will be rubbing elbows with frequently, so many beautiful women flocking to dangle off his arm, and bitty’s just. unimportant, in comparison.

so bitty doesn’t say anything about it, wishes jack well – and is pleasantly surprised jack’s actually coming back for a visit before the new season, fuck – and chooses to help turn jack’s room into chowder’s. he’s supposed to be leaving soon but he’s there, folding chowder’s clothes, sorting through boxes. we know bitty loves chowder and would help him with anything but really? at the end of the year? seems weird. seems like more than helping out a friend. seems to me like bitty needed to do that, needed to brace himself for the fact that jack was gone by physically being a part of the process of removing jack’s presence from his old room.

and he’s crying, of course he’s crying, because it’s so painful. removing jack. physically and symbolically making the point that jack will no longer be a great presence in his life, that bitty won’t be a great presence in his. that they’ll just be old hausmates, old college friends, that jack’s going to go on and be happy and bitty’s got to try, hasn’t he? that’s why he’s doing this. he’s in love with a boy he can’t have and he’s got to start packing jack away now otherwise he’ll spend his life pining in front of a screen whilst jack cuts up the ice, oblivious. 

but he listens to halo, too, can’t help it, it’s his song – in some other world, might have been their song – and then-

and then. jack. the man he’s deeply in love with, who he’s resigned himself to losing, turns up ruffled, out of breath. stares at bitty like he’s his whole world. and bitty still doesn’t get it in that moment, has to ask if jack’s okay, because he cares, he always cares so much, and jack just. kisses him. 

and every dream he ever had about love comes true.

zimsbitty:

we talk a lot about how jack feels about bitty and about the moment he realized, about how he’s so so so in love with him he ran across campus just to kiss him, but we don’t seem to talk about how bitty felt?

like bitty has been falling for this boy for so long now, and jack’s leaving. and he’s heartbroken and miserable, and he can’t quite bring himself to tell jack at graduation even though it’s probably his last chance. he’s going to let jack walk away oblivious to the love bitty feels for him, how much bitty adores him and that’s just so sad? bitty won’t even say it for his own peace of mind to, what, spare jack that conversation? to spare himself the look of horror and regret on jack’s face? oh man. oh bits.

and he’s so desperately in love with this apparently completely straight and unattainable boy who’s about to become the NHL star he was born to be, fulfill a great legacy and probably leave all thought of his lil southern baker buddy behind. there are a million people cooler than bitty who jack will be rubbing elbows with frequently, so many beautiful women flocking to dangle off his arm, and bitty’s just. unimportant, in comparison.

so bitty doesn’t say anything about it, wishes jack well – and is pleasantly surprised jack’s actually coming back for a visit before the new season, fuck – and chooses to help turn jack’s room into chowder’s. he’s supposed to be leaving soon but he’s there, folding chowder’s clothes, sorting through boxes. we know bitty loves chowder and would help him with anything but really? at the end of the year? seems weird. seems like more than helping out a friend. seems to me like bitty needed to do that, needed to brace himself for the fact that jack was gone by physically being a part of the process of removing jack’s presence from his old room.

and he’s crying, of course he’s crying, because it’s so painful. removing jack. physically and symbolically making the point that jack will no longer be a great presence in his life, that bitty won’t be a great presence in his. that they’ll just be old hausmates, old college friends, that jack’s going to go on and be happy and bitty’s got to try, hasn’t he? that’s why he’s doing this. he’s in love with a boy he can’t have and he’s got to start packing jack away now otherwise he’ll spend his life pining in front of a screen whilst jack cuts up the ice, oblivious. 

but he listens to halo, too, can’t help it, it’s his song – in some other world, might have been their song – and then-

and then. jack. the man he’s deeply in love with, who he’s resigned himself to losing, turns up ruffled, out of breath. stares at bitty like he’s his whole world. and bitty still doesn’t get it in that moment, has to ask if jack’s okay, because he cares, he always cares so much, and jack just. kisses him. 

and every dream he ever had about love comes true.